A.C.M.E. Salvage Announces Initial Pricing for Services!

[Jeff Kramer]

Attention humanoids.

It is desired that the following message is relayed to this forum.

A.C.M.E. Salvage Announces Initial Pricing for Services!

You may know us by our high quality goods, but did you know that A.C.M.E. Salvage offers incredible services as well?

• Party Life Insurance: Be remembered as a hero. Guaranteed.
  
• SPARED: Credit and equipment wills so your compatriots can carry on the fight.
  
• ACCESS: Keep your credits and personal information safe while you're at the front.
  

Each of these incredible offers only costs ₡50, twice a year!

Order all three services and join the Looney Bin!  Looney Bin membership grants a 20% discount* off all merchandise, even those hard to find restricted items.  And for a limited time, we're going even more LOONEY!  Yes, if you subscribe to all three services, you get them all at 20% off!  AMAZING!

Subscribe today!

More details are at: http://biomechine.net/acme.php?page=14

* Some terms and conditions apply.  Please check website for more details.

[Deanne Naylor]

To Whom it may concern:
I am in receipt of a 32187560-LL-R that I received in error. I ordered a 03218756-LL-R 30 days ago. This item does not fit my unit or my needs. I need a working lower limb that fits regulation footwear. This one appears to be a fashion mannequin of some kind, and does not bend. Apparently your team found this humorous. Please correct this situation ASAP.
Cordially,